A week ago (space time) I went to the moon on a pre-rocket. Then I went to Eris on the Space Bus. After 100,000,000 years on Eris I went back to the moon. The route I wanted to take was closed. So I went into orbit. In 1,000 years my pre-rocket crashed into Earth. Everyone thought I was an asteroid.
p.s. I love timebombs. (pre-rocket password)
The end.