{"id":10,"date":"2013-03-15T14:31:39","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T19:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/?p=10"},"modified":"2013-03-15T14:31:39","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T19:31:39","slug":"the-hundred-million-one-thousand-earth-year-space-bus-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/2013\/03\/15\/the-hundred-million-one-thousand-earth-year-space-bus-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hundred Million One Thousand Earth Year Space Bus Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A week ago (space time) I went to the moon on a pre-rocket. Then I went to Eris on the Space Bus. After 100,000,000 years on Eris I went back to the moon. The route I wanted to take was closed. So I went into orbit. In 1,000 years my pre-rocket crashed into Earth. Everyone thought I was an asteroid.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. I love timebombs. (pre-rocket password)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><font size=\"10\">The end.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A week ago (space time) I went to the moon on a pre-rocket. Then I went to Eris on the Space Bus. After 100,000,000 years on Eris I went back to the moon. The route I wanted to take was closed. So I went into orbit. In 1,000 years my pre-rocket crashed into Earth. Everyone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,2,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-explosions","category-passwords","category-space","category-transportation","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peowebster.com\/mindland\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}